Melbourne Beats

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:36 pm**

needs moar arguments.

moar divulging of secrets.

moar :donk:

YAAAAWWWNNNNNNNNN

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:42 pm**

Yus, verre boring

I'm afraid I don't have anything not-boring to report, though. Can has fun city, but curse of teh retzie is still upon me. I was actually excited about going into work yesterday. Tomorrow's trip to Ikea is off the fucken charts.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:44 pm**

things are dubious when work is excitement eh retz?

i have no idea what day of the week it is lately.

i think that's a sign of exciting times right?

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:45 pm**

i just had a 2.5 hour risk management meeting.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:47 pm**

people are away on holiday or busy at work

more lurkers who said hello need to jump on and chat

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:50 pm**

This whole 'three months off work' is a bit shit tbh. Boooooooored.

Also, dunno how to make not-drunken friends in a new city :mystery:

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:50 pm**

Registered users: andy_hoffman, aroes, ghetto kitty, Google [Bot], huge, Lizkins, retzie, witty_pseudonym, Yahoo [Bot]

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:52 pm**

it has been somewhat helpful to my productivity i must admit.
keep being boring for a couple more weeks plskthx.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:54 pm**

I am bored out of my gourd.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:55 pm**

huge - ohhh RIVETING!!!!! did they mention gaffer tape?

liz - yes to newbies. damn need some new blood around here.

retzie - sperlunking? graffitti? book clubs?

witty - procrasitnation queen!

YI - same. same samesamesame

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:56 pm**

Witty, do you or do you not want me to tell you that I noticed those red suede boots on sale today?

Sorry.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:56 pm**

being bored on teh internets is BAD for buying stuffs.

BAD

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:57 pm**

huge wrote:i just had a 2.5 hour risk management meeting.

What in the total feck is 'risk management'?

Sick of corporate buzzwords

high tier consultancy
collaborative convergence
aggregate deliverables

I put it to you fine sir, that none of these actually mean anything, and that people should be banned from using them in public life

TBH your cafe is a prime hotbed for this activity

melbournekpi.com

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:58 pm**

Especially when you are so boooooored because you are not working OR GETTING PAID for three months

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 4:58 pm**

I reckon newbies are too scared to post half the time. Look at what happened to the poor girl organising dub-fkn-step or whatever that weird docklands thingy was

REB SUEDE BOOTS ON SALE!!!??!! wait hang on you're not in aus are you I'm going to go cry in a corner now and contemplate how to kill my colleague

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:00 pm**

Sociopathic wrote:contemplate how to kill my colleague

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:01 pm**

aroes wrote:
huge wrote:i just had a 2.5 hour risk management meeting.
What in the total feck is 'risk management'?

Sick of corporate buzzwords

high tier consultancy
collaborative convergence
aggregate deliverables

I put it to you fine sir, that none of these actually mean anything, and that people should be banned from using them in public life

TBH your cafe is a prime hotbed for this activity

melbournekpi.com

wtf do those terms mean?

socio - yes but cmon REALLY?! MOST of the newbs are listened to/responded to with tolerance and acceptance. mostly. hahaha. so many of the newbs that post in the 'im new' thread never post anything after!

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:01 pm**

Are all gays black, or are all blacks gay?

Discuss.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:02 pm**

Sorry Socio, still in stupid America. I did wear my red suede boots today though

Hmm, mebbe I can has some emoticon timez...

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:02 pm**

no matter what the answer is...i bet you are eating penis for dinner right hardy?

wait...

i mean peanuts.

yes, peanuts.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:04 pm**

There an I'm new thread? Man sometimes I think I live under a rock OOOO PERFECT I could use my rock to kill my colleague!!! I already know how to dispose of the body thats easy.

I want new boots, I dunno why I don't really know how to wear winter boots but I just love boots.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:06 pm**

Hardy wrote:Are all gays black, or are all blacks gay?

Discuss.

clearly the former is true, and they've been facilitating efficient partnerships for as long as i care to remember

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:07 pm**

retzie wrote:Witty, do you or do you not want me to tell you that I noticed those red suede boots on sale today?

Sorry.

EVIL TEMPTRESS!!!

:goesoftolookatshoes:

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:09 pm**

what boots?

show me?

im so fucknig bored i might gouge my eyeballs out just for funs.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:24 pm**

Why must all the good daily deal things be on the other side of the city? Urgh every time I find one I like its no where near me

I actually think all blacks are gay. I mean we usually beat them don't we? I tend to bet money on us beating them too

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:26 pm**

There's a dude in my office wearing leather pants, and he also has a matching leather jacket.

He doesn't ride a motorcycle.

We work is a corporate environment, is leather now acceptable office attire??

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:26 pm**

killeye wrote:There's a dude in my office wearing leather pants, and he also has a matching leather jacket.

He doesn't ride a motorcycle.

We work is a corporate environment, is leather now acceptable office attire??

Are they skin tight and is he hot?

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:27 pm**

is he grooverider?

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:28 pm**

Sociopathic wrote:
killeye wrote:There's a dude in my office wearing leather pants, and he also has a matching leather jacket.

He doesn't ride a motorcycle.

We work is a corporate environment, is leather now acceptable office attire??
Are they skin tight and is he hot?

one out of two there...and its got nothing to do with temp (dammit where's the vomit emoticon!)

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:29 pm**

killeye wrote:There's a dude in my office wearing leather pants, and he also has a matching leather jacket.

He doesn't ride a motorcycle.

We work is a corporate environment, is leather now acceptable office attire??

what is with the sudden acceptability of double denim and now double leather

time and a place people!

yes - is he hot?

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:39 pm**

ghetto kitty wrote: im so fucknig bored i might gouge my eyeballs out just for funs.

hahahaha

I already had hooked my thumbs into mine wen I red this.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:39 pm**

huge wrote:is he grooverider?

fucking epic lol

/mental image of him in a singlet and crochet beanie circa 2002ish

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:39 pm**

huge wrote:is he grooverider?

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:47 pm**

aroes wrote:
huge wrote:is he grooverider?
fucking epic lol

/mental image of him in a singlet and crochet beanie circa 2002ish

i thought the amerian flag pants were the best

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:52 pm**

theres a better one when he played at that horrible asain club in Sth Melb one year, cant even remember the club name...its where that dude got chased and hacked up with a machette

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 5:53 pm**

I'm bored too.....

MB has been blocked from my work... the silly duffers didn't block the whole domain though huhuh... google reader ftw

risk management... lol

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 6:08 pm**

lol i just caused a shitstorm on Fb

way more fun than causing one here cos i get to delete the people that piss me off with their dumb statements.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 6:23 pm**

killeye wrote:There's a dude in my office wearing leather pants, and he also has a matching leather jacket.

He's obviously gay, but is he black? May help answer earlier conundrum.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 9:44 pm**

He's not gay, he's not black, but he's definitely pink (I do believe that's a medical condition however!)

And, if he was Groove, there's no way I'd be typing about him on melbourneboring.com

I will post a wardrobe update tomoz...

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 10:26 pm**

killeye wrote:He's not gay, he's not black, but he's definitely pink (I do believe that's a medical condition however!)

And, if he was Groove, there's no way I'd be typing about him on melbourneboring.com

I will post a wardrobe update tomoz...

If he's wearing leather pants, he's either gay or in Def Leppard. Are you a roadie for Def Lappard?

He's a gay then.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 10:56 pm**

insert obligatory cat picture here.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 8:05 am**

ghetto kitty wrote:

things are dubious when work is excitement...
i think that's a sign of exciting times right?

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 12:08 pm**

Fents wrote:

theres a better one when he played at that horrible asain club in Sth Melb one year, cant even remember the club name...its where that dude got chased and hacked up with a machette

Salt? good gig... Atom1 played a sick set!

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 12:09 pm**

Fents wrote:theres a better one when he played at that horrible asain club in Sth Melb one year, cant even remember the club name...its where that dude got chased and hacked up with a machette

That'd be Salt. Had my first date with Marvs at that gig.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 12:11 pm**

funny... that gig was where i first met Keith and JC and a few others... was not long after i moved to melbs...

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 12:15 pm**

yep thats the one. they removed all the cold water taps from the dunnys too and we were so fucked it wasnt funny, noz snuck round the bar and stole a beer jug filled with ice cubes.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 12:19 pm**

Fents wrote:yep thats the one. they removed all the cold water taps from the dunnys too and we were so fucked it wasnt funny,

Yep... and yep.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 1:00 pm**

i was dancing on the chairs at that gig and got busted by a lawyer i worked with, but then...they were there too! haha

note - i was dancing on the chairs/tables cos the floor was littered with water bottles

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 1:07 pm**

Fents wrote:yep thats the one. they removed all the cold water taps from the dunnys too and we were so fucked it wasnt funny, noz snuck round the bar and stole a beer jug filled with ice cubes.

that was one of my first dnb gigs in melbourne ever.

meeemmoorrieessssss

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 1:55 pm**

Lizkins wrote: note - i was dancing on the chairs/tables cos the floor was littered with water bottles

That doesn't really explain why you were topless though.

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