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nic wrote:lolimo

mans that slew mans, or else mans mans will do mans

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bwahahahaha best. i love the pauses in there- so demonstrative of what a kooky bitch she indeed is. that made me laugh out loud proper

hai skids. what doings?!!

morning motley lot


i have a feeling today is gonna kill me, no help and looking after everyone at the moment (have been all week damn it), then client function on this arvo/evening, must get my schmooz on. been months in the planning



Hi Gnatty



lol retzie and nic

Gold!

i've got no less than FIVE xmas functs in the next few weeks. waay too much time fraternising with work people. fail imo. ridiculous

we're on the slide into silly season- booked solid thurs-sun until mid jan. feel a bit claustrophobic but it's going to be the best xmas and summer ever

The process of tim tams *homer drool*

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/galler ... -1,00.html

Interesting spin on the AIDS campaign...



Sidenote: why do they not capitalise every letter in AIDS. It's an acronym, each letter should be capitalised shouldn't it?? I've always wondered why they do that

gnat wrote:i've got no less than FIVE xmas functs in the next few weeks. waay too much time fraternising with work people. fail imo. ridiculous

Yeah total time fail. I cant deal with them, hate them in fact and have ZERO interest.

It makes me look bad, but I dont attend. And Im flat out, NOPE im not doing. Why Sam, come on, dont be a negative staff member and my reply is simply, i dont do work functions, sorry, i rarely see my friends, so this isnt going to come first over my actual life.

Prolly wont ever get to management with that attitde but who cares, its all a big pile of fake shit.

Years ago I actually went to one and got sooooo loaded before I went, fuck it was funny. All these insurance knobs cackling with their one wine they drink per month and there I was buzzing around like a blue arse fly. Needless to say I left that job shortly after, I think a few peeps were onto me. Ooops!

Yeah mixxy I agree.

My first gig ever was a website launch for a AIDS youth awareness organisation someone I knew had set up. Fuck I was proud to be playing at that.

The Adventures of Dr. McNinja!

http://drmcninja.com/

Awesome

I've never seen hail stones as big as the ones falling outside right now, they're fucking HUGE


edit: my neighbour is unblocking teh drain outside his house, that's how big they are

BOOM

I'm at home today and there wasn't any down my end of Brunswick.

it only lasted about 2 minutes.

breaksRbest wrote:I've never seen hail stones as big as the ones falling outside right now, they're fucking HUGE


edit: my neighbour is unblocking teh drain outside his house, that's how big they are

Are you near a golf course?

I was sitting by the window at the desk.

I got hammered in Mt Waverley. Lasted about 25 minutes, serious hail and massive rain drops. Happy rain water tank, overflowing now

I was in north Brunny when the hail hit but the hail stones were tiny.

You must have been in the thick of the storm Glenn.

The weather is a freaky little bitch.

Stray wrote:

DBoy wrote:

Still WAITING!

looks more pedo bear than patient bear tbf.

pedo or not, he had been waiting for a very long time.....

true, patient pedo bear.

I accidentally the whole bear

lol at bears. holy flowing locks dan!

glenny we got the hail too- a few times since the weekend- we got little ones too but i had literally 4-5 handfuls of it sitting on my windscreen on sat

hai all

Oh Hia Hatwizle!

Was not expecting to be at work today at all.

But at least now I am going to go help out the Cambodian Homeless World Cup Team a little bit more.

loldan

New Words for 2008 (some of them are old, but meh)

* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.

* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed, and who was responsible.

* SEAGULL MANAGER...
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
then leaves.

* SALMON DAY..
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
screwed and die.

* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.

* PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and
people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

* SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it
to work again.

* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who
works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges
displaying stars that staff at fast-food rest au rants often wear to show
their level of training.

* MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so
the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

* TRAMP STAMP
Tattoo on a females lower back

* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
got 4 buttocks

almax wrote:* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.

I got king hit by a chick in High School for calling her that Good Times.

at the time I thought I'd made it up

lol'd at Picasso Bum

Those are phrases mostly




so where's the friday thread ?

Hi Crew

CBF today, at least i am starting to get through the bulk of this fucking shit project that i am on.

Still lots of issues but i am getting there.

Hurry the fuck up weekend!!!!!!

morning all

nic wrote:lolimo

mans that slew mans, or else mans mans will do mans

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nic this is awesome. did you make?

MOnster Truck tilt shift
with videos
http://gizmodo.com/5099535/tilt+shift-v ... en-sillier

rad! They look like match box cars

^^ Mini Micro Machines!!!!

^ haha!
I had heaps of those when I was a kid. I especially liked the ones that changed colour when you soaked them in water. The technology!!!

Friday wrote:

nic wrote:lolimo

mans that slew mans, or else mans mans will do mans

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nic this is awesome. did you make?

quite an old internet ting tbh.

Peace out.

So, I've seen heaps of "Engrish" while in Japan, most of it you just get used to and is not all that funny after a while.... except a few which I thought were absolute gold... check the target dubstep thread

this hat was also good.....



and this,.... well, what can you say really?





I didn't order it tbh

mornink!

2.5 weeks till holidays

xmas shopping complete. xmas menu sorted. needs more dan murphys

That is gold, Dan. Good morning, my arms are still recovering from post-Rock Band-itis on the weekend.

deviant wrote:So, I've seen heaps of "Engrish" while in Japan, most of it you just get used to and is not all that funny after a while.... except a few which I thought were absolute gold... check the target dubstep thread

this hat was also good.....



and this,.... well, what can you say really?





I didn't order it tbh

ROFL on the Udon.
A bunch of chefs probably come to your tabel and throw noodles at your face...

Cant get "Tall Jan is Malicious" ad out of my head.

Robot Rod wrote: ROFL on the Udon.
A bunch of chefs probably come to your tabel and throw noodles at your face...

I actually lol'd at that!

Morning.

Small downer coming in work today to read a memo cancelling ALL christmas parties worldwide at AIG.

Bad press in US means the entire WORLD might be the same so better piss eveyone off. I wasnt going anyways, but its a pretty ordinary thing to do. Theyve given us the 2nd Jan as AIG day (to tell the press) and now cancelled something we should be doing.

Lil MiSbreaks wrote: Morning.

Small downer coming in work today to read a memo cancelling ALL christmas parties worldwide at AIG.

Bad press in US means the entire WORLD might be the same so better piss eveyone off. I wasnt going anyways, but its a pretty ordinary thing to do. Theyve given us the 2nd Jan as AIG day (to tell the press) and now cancelled something we should be doing.

Fair enough really, considering the US government bailed AIG out with $100 million, poor form to be partying in those circumstances imo
PS Insuranceline is still having their christmas party (im not going) and our financial backer (and as of recently now our owner)Tower Australia announced record profits last week!
come work with me Sammy, no one has stolen my bowl/food here....yet

Interactive Video Object Manipulation

Cooool

but I got a bonus!!

When they told me id gotten it I actually said to them, Oh, so it wasnt a carrot!! they wernt amused... but I was

I might be contacting you next year dude, depending on how it all goes early in 09.

G'day! Nice to see some of you on the weekend! Sorry we bailed without notice, something came up!

Extra nice to have my friend in town!! Makes me smile so much.

hi d

i'm so fucking over work. seriously had a gutful. don't know if i can keep up the pace for another 3 weeks. maybe just need to have a smasher this weekend and blow off some steam..