fools

[universal sea]

i hope you are all finding oxygen readily available, and food free of cholera

you are loved

[aroes]

I'm in Dandenong
Oxygen thieves everywhere
Don't think I've contracted cholera yet though
Love you too

[NakedAge]

god bless mustard gas

[nic]

http://www.afkicks.com

they are actually pretty nice people tbh
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nic:hello sirs i see your advertisment on melbournebeats. i like make purchase bike hunks
Welcome nic! Your request has been directed to the Customer Service department. Please wait for our operator to answer your call.

Call accepted by operator Customer Service. Currently in room: nic, Customer Service.
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Customer Service:hi
Customer Service:
oh ,can you tell me what's the excatly shoes that you are interested in ?
nic:
sir what is cooking good looking? nike yum cha - the 88 beige and aqua colourway
Customer Service:
??
nic:
25 pairz
nic:

nic:
beige and aqua
nic:
bike hunks
nic:
i mean to say, how do i say - nike dunk
Customer Service:
oh i sec
Customer Service:
ok, if you like it ,how about u placed ur order on our website ?
nic:
i accidentally the whole internet sir
nic:

nic:
also i would like to ask
nic:
world of warcraft gold nike dollars? how many troll you can say see
nic:
what is your website sir?
Customer Service:
haha, wholesale qualify for a special discount on condition that you use western union ,can you ?
Customer Service:
http://www.afkicks.com
nic:
I can use western union, wait....
nic:
are you a nigerian?
Customer Service:
no,but a chinese
Customer Service:
why you think that i am a nigerian
nic:
my mom told me only nigerian use western union money scam
nic:
so sorry
nic:
Customer Service:
it doesnt matter ,i can understand ur concern
nic:
are you wearing any clothes?
nic:
sorry thats my little man talking
nic:

Customer Service:

nic:
LOL SHOW ME UR BOOBS
nic:
nic:
i accidentally the wrong thing
nic:

brother it wasnt me
Customer Service:
who the hell talking pls ?
nic:
Its ok my father is gone now - do you do multiple sizes in one order
Customer Service:
yes, we do
nic:
ok i am thanking you
Customer Service:
np
nic:
do you work hard?
nic:
iam trying very hard to get my business off teh ground so to speak
nic:
how many customers do you have?
Customer Service:
why not take a look at the "tracking " section ,there you can see lots of customer have placed their orders with us
nic:
LOL i thought it said trucking
Customer Service:

nic:
do you have a boyfriend?
Customer Service:
yes, only their items were shipped out can we get tracking number from the courier
Customer Service:
yes, i do
nic:
you sound pretty
nic:
asl?
nic:
i has a house
Customer Service:
really, i dont think so
Customer Service:
a house dont make any sense to me , haha
Customer Service:

nic:
hahah LOL
nic:
have you heard Put a Donk on it?
nic:
i made that song
nic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
nic:
do you like?
Customer Service:
i have nevered heard of that song ,however, maybe i can try
nic:
(im the one with teh shaven head, i LOVE nike dunks, and im starting a a shop)
nic:
its called NIKE DONKS
Customer Service:
oh, well done
nic:
its will be a big shop
Customer Service:
but do you like our nike dunks ?
nic:
Yes i like you Nike Donks, that is why i chat to you
nic:
put a donk on it hahahah
nic:
i look at your custeromes they seem very happy
nic:
happy ending
Customer Service:
haha, yes, for we always keep offering good quality hand fast shipping
Customer Service:
do you want nike dunks
nic:

[Fents]

fucking lol nic. breaking internets again. poor customer service imo tbh.

[Polecat]

nic, you're a loon

[Hardy]

I love you nic!

NIKE DONKS!!!

[huge]

hahaha lolol

[kronz]

well played.

[Flash]

hahaha

[DBoy]

Nik rules the fools! Pure donk TBH. I'd hit it.

[universal sea]

i love good quality hand

good work

[gnat]

lolllllz nic your brain is not well

[Direkt]

Absolute gold nic. Thanks for the laughs.

[Lizkins]

fricken hell nic, lol

[tee193]

maybe i can try put a donk on it

[mrj]

nic needs his own radio show. mebbe could call it "imo tbh".