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dj yoda - 11 July - secret location

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from djyoda.co.uk wrote:DJ Yoda - 11 July - Magic Cinema Show at a secret location according to his website!
Hope he makes up for canning Future!

DJ YODA ANNOUNCES A CUTTING EDGE EXTRAVAGANZA DJ YODA MAGIC CINEMA SHOW

The incomparable DJ Yoda AKA Duncan Beiny is set to unleash a brand new audio-visual extravaganza on an unsuspecting world, Already established as one of the most exciting artists spearheading the audio-visual DJing revolution that is transforming clubbing as we know it, DJ Yoda has put together a completely fresh set of filmic treats based around his infamous hip-hop grooves that can spin off in any direction, taking in styles as diverse as Brazilian beats, Baltimore Club music and beyond. Anything and everything can work its way into a mix infused with his trademark movie themes that include the likes of High School Musical pop culture (of course, he rocks it!), the cult cool of Brother Where Art Thou the classic brilliance of Taxi Driver and, of course Star Wars. Cutting and scratching his way through a stunning array of visual manna the Magic Cinema Show raises the bar for both club DJs and AV enthusiasts, taking the crowd into brand new entertainment territory.Armed with the Pioneer SMV-1000 - a piece of cutting edge DVD mixing technology that he has been key in developing and that is currently only available to a handful of DJs worldwide - DJ Yoda will be showcasing a host of state-of-the-art manoeuvres never before witnessed in the UK. Having created an incredible 90 minute show versatile enough to work equally well as a dance floor smasher or an eye-popping, popcorn-munching spectacle, the jaw-dropping brilliance of the visual manipulations coupled with his incredible DJ skills makes DJ Yoda� Magic Cinema Show an unmissable landmark in the art of AV.
from myspace wrote:DJ Yoda

11 Jul 2008, 08:00 PM
Not Available , Melbourne,
Cost :

MAGIC CINEMA SHOW

anyone heard anything on venue?
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I wanna go.
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i will go

lock that in my diary right now

i lovvve yoda- he's better than z trip imo
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yeh i'm gonna have to check yoda this time
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Smirnoff Secret Show?
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Yep it's a Smirnoff show.. so you can't buy tickets :?
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Stray wrote:Yep it's a Smirnoff show.. so you can't buy tickets :?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

who do i need to attempt to call?
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As far as I know the only way to get the remaining tickets is to win them from this site - http://www.thewayin.com.au/
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stupid smirnoff....

saw the posters and never thought they might have brought out someone i want to see

how dare they!

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how ghey.
would have been mad for b'day mission.
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If anyone knows of another way to get tickets feel free to let us know!
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Stray wrote:If anyone knows of another way to get tickets feel free to let us know!
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that absolutely blows

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Smirnoff can suck me off.

thanks for the info!
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ghetto kitty wrote:
Stray wrote:Yep it's a Smirnoff show.. so you can't buy tickets :?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

who do i need to attempt to call?
did it never occur to anyone that if you work in a bar and have to order large amounts of smirnoff
then it would be worth a try to demand a ticket from Smirnoff when placing an order? It's worth a try at least, it's fucking Yoda!!!!
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i buy the occasional bottle...would that count?
i could promise to only drink it on my birthday...would that count?
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yes, those things occur to me.

the thing is, we buy mostly from companies that buy from brands...
so we dont have a relationship with smirnoff directly...

fail.
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What do you have to do to score tickets exactly?
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could it possibly be any more convoluted? :roll:

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redickulous
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hmmm yeh it sucks if you want to go but I actually say hats off to smirnoff.

they have put on a free party, with DJ's that are actually good for a change, and made people work for the tickets, by going on treasure hunts etc. Makes the whole thing a fun experience IMO.
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fun?

Buying a ticket and going to see Yoda play would be fun.

Doing the shit you have to do to get a ticket on that website and wasting hours of time is not fun. imo.
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we don't find it fun, because we have to work full time and don't have time to mess about with silly competitions

BUT I'm sure for young ones who are a bit bored and are looking for something to do, a treasure hunt for party tickets could possibly be classified as fun.
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Blaxter wrote:redickulous
ricockulous, is my personal fave.

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how ridiculous - smirnoff brings out good djs (who interestingly agree to play in a walled garden environment) and puts on a big party for free with booze and big production ... THAT IS JUST NOT FAIR. Enter the fuckin' competition if you want to go ffs! There's probably a chance you'll get a ticket and have a great night.
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i was going to try but had no idea what to do..

maybe when less hung over
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I went to try when I first posted the link.. but I didn't understand it either.
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shepherd wrote:how ridiculous - smirnoff brings out good djs (who interestingly agree to play in a walled garden environment) and puts on a big party for free with booze and big production ... THAT IS JUST NOT FAIR. Enter the fuckin' competition if you want to go ffs! There's probably a chance you'll get a ticket and have a great night.
that's all good & fine, but what is the use of a FREE party if we can't go? (or have to enter a lottery to win)
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anyone got any idea what this clue could mean?

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breaksRbest wrote:
shepherd wrote:how ridiculous - smirnoff brings out good djs (who interestingly agree to play in a walled garden environment) and puts on a big party for free with booze and big production ... THAT IS JUST NOT FAIR. Enter the fuckin' competition if you want to go ffs! There's probably a chance you'll get a ticket and have a great night.
that's all good & fine, but what is the use of a FREE party if we can't go? (or have to enter a lottery to win)
... and even if you get in, you prolly end op with a bunch of 18 year-old retards who couldn't give a fuck about DJ Yoda.

What Smirnoff are doing is all well and good, but the they shouldn't have chosen Yoda.
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breaksRbest wrote:anyone got any idea what this clue could mean?

Do not swing on the hoop.
You have remit to take a Bow and sit before you slam dunk. Remember, do not swing on the hoop.
slam dunk?
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something to do with a toilet i reckon.
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Stray wrote:I went to try when I first posted the link.. but I didn't understand it either.
yah i tried to enter or whatever too..

too confusing!

maybe its only for gen Y to understand

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ghetto kitty wrote:
Stray wrote:I went to try when I first posted the link.. but I didn't understand it either.
yah i tried to enter or whatever too..

too confusing!

maybe its only for gen Y to understand

:lol:
im generation y and have no idea
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maybe for gen z??

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entered.
will give away if i win.
b'day weekend, so double pass = fail
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witty_pseudonym wrote:entered.
will give away if i win.
Cant do that either. I just read the terms and condition and if you wint it you have to go otherwise you forfeit the prize.
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for serious?

jeeeeeeezzusss.
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conditions include

1) you must wear a tinfoil hat in case yoda tries to change to force in you

2) you must also wear a t shirt emblazoned with something rightous, in keeping with the gen z ethos.

3) you must NOT drink anything other than smirnoff from the time that we dispatch your ticket until foreverafter.

4) you will agree to any media spin, interviews with gretel kileen, and/or Kyle sanderlands when she is too coked to turn up, tittie shows at the grand prix, or any other worthy and beneficial promotional campaigns we deem suitable for representing smirnoff.
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entered too

if i win i'll be in dire trouble choosing a +1
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gnat wrote:entered too

if i win i'll be in dire trouble choosing a +1

Let me make it easy for you ;)

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ghetto kitty wrote:conditions include

1) you must wear a tinfoil hat in case yoda tries to change to force in you

2) you must also wear a t shirt emblazoned with something rightous, in keeping with the gen z ethos.

3) you must NOT drink anything other than smirnoff from the time that we dispatch your ticket until foreverafter.

4) you will agree to any media spin, interviews with gretel kileen, and/or Kyle sanderlands when she is too coked to turn up, tittie shows at the grand prix, or any other worthy and beneficial promotional campaigns we deem suitable for representing smirnoff.
yes, but whats the catch?
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breaksRbest wrote:
gnat wrote:entered too

if i win i'll be in dire trouble choosing a +1

Let me make it easy for you ;)

:smt117
:lol:

neets would be up for chicken rumble!
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Oh can I get interviewed by Gretel?

I read a loverly article about ker kids moving out of home the other day.

Great, inspiring stuff.
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So, has anyone heard anything from these websites?

I'm so fucking annoyed it's at one of these stupid types of shows.

I'd happily pay $$$ to see Yoda, and if I miss out I'm going to cry.
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gnat wrote:i will go

lock that in my diary right now

i lovvve yoda- he's better than z trip imo
He's better than ZTrip because he doesn't play the same set from his CD every tour.

Oh yes I did.
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yoda/ dan greenpeace essential mix- happy happy days
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I'm going.

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