Jump Off @ the Alley->Mar 31 Windin' Up...

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:39 pm

Perpetual Motion presents:

The return of the Jump Off!~

Y'all know....

LAST ONE!!

Due to circumstances beyond (well, not really), but incredibly well recieved (!!!) This is our LAST Jump Off @ the Alley.
And it's gonna be rad.

Come 3am, everyone back to mine to continue the shenanigans....

Door price is a sliding scale depending on how nice you are to the door girl!!

Peace all.
PM

Melbourne Funk Collective · Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:56 pm

WICKED!!! Big ups with this, boys!

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:02 pm

Thanks OhBee,
Just perusing the Soundcheck thread...
It's occuring to me that you guys could power
a small flying-machine with posted bullcorn! ha ha...

Snowie · Post by **Snowie** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:05 pm

Nice bwoys, i'll be popping in this fo sure. And yes we power many flying machine with our shit, take me for example.

Very nice meeting you guys the other night.

Melbourne Funk Collective · Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:11 pm

The Perpetual One wrote:Thanks OhBee,
Just perusing the Soundcheck thread...
It's occuring to me that you guys could power
a small flying-machine with posted bullcorn! ha ha...

Don't get us started in your threads, dude!

Nah, it's the only way our threads stay on the front page. No love on this forum for funk purveyors...

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:14 pm

Melbourne Funk Collective wrote:
The Perpetual One wrote:Thanks OhBee,
Just perusing the Soundcheck thread...
It's occuring to me that you guys could power
a small flying-machine with posted bullcorn! ha ha...
Don't get us started in your threads, dude!

Nah, it's the only way our threads stay on the front page. No love on this forum for funk purveyors...

Yeh werd...
Feel free to fill this up like a urinal at Oaks day....

Snowie · Post by **Snowie** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:28 pm

Well where do you want to start...

That's a given

and remember don't let these guys in....

or uwe will end up like this.....WTF ?

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:32 pm

Well how about with a two headed Balrog?
Oh, whaddya know.
Got one of those....

Melbourne Funk Collective · Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:19 am

DUDES,

Drew will smell a thread like this a mile away. Next thing you know, Spunko's gonna show his ugly side again...

Snowie · Post by **Snowie** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:23 am

hehehehehehe!

mr lob · Post by **mr lob** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:37 am

good luck with it fellas!

pity can't make this one

maggot brain · Post by **maggot brain** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:24 pm

ah dudes this looks da shit

but too many tings to choose from dis nite, 2 good funk nites on at da same time, what a dilemma

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:26 pm

maggot brain wrote:ah dudes this looks da shit

but too many tings to choose from dis nite, 2 good funk nites on at da same time, what a dilemma

Yeh, i feel ya, Maggot Brain...
It's a dilemma...
But, then again, it isn't.

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ronnie hudson · Post by **ronnie hudson** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:10 pm

Yeah this looks to be the goods. Every time Mu gen or Paz play they rock the joint. Can't wait for this one. Should be huge.

Melbourne Funk Collective · Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:14 pm

maggot brain wrote:ah dudes this looks da shit

but too many tings to choose from dis nite, 2 good funk nites on at da same time, what a dilemma

I got the perfect solution.

Genetic cloning so you can make 2 of yourself and hit both gigs.

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:25 pm

Melbourne Funk Collective wrote:
maggot brain wrote:ah dudes this looks da shit

but too many tings to choose from dis nite, 2 good funk nites on at da same time, what a dilemma
I got the perfect solution.

Genetic cloning so you can make 2 of yourself and hit both gigs.

Ahh so, most wise MFC.

Trouble with that technology though is if misused, a dangerously unstable individual may end up running shit from the White House...

Melbourne Funk Collective · Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:48 pm

The Perpetual One wrote:
Melbourne Funk Collective wrote:
maggot brain wrote:ah dudes this looks da shit

but too many tings to choose from dis nite, 2 good funk nites on at da same time, what a dilemma
I got the perfect solution.

Genetic cloning so you can make 2 of yourself and hit both gigs.

Ahh so, most wise MFC.

Trouble with that technology though is if misused, a dangerously unstable individual may end up running shit from the White House...

But isn't a "a dangerously unstable individual" running shit from the White House right now?

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:10 pm

Melbourne Funk Collective wrote:
The Perpetual One wrote:
Melbourne Funk Collective wrote: I got the perfect solution.

Genetic cloning so you can make 2 of yourself and hit both gigs.

Ahh so, most wise MFC.

Trouble with that technology though is if misused, a dangerously unstable individual may end up running shit from the White House...
But isn't a "a dangerously unstable individual" running shit from the White House right now?

Yep, also a clone.

ill Cadre · Post by **ill Cadre** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:25 pm

Finally!

About time i lent my considerable weight to this!
Good to be here.

Melbourne Funk Collective · Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:29 pm

ill Cadre wrote:Finally!

About time i lent my considerable weight to this!
Good to be here.

Good that you finally showed up, Stevie Wonder!!!

ill Cadre · Post by **ill Cadre** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:09 am

^ Tanks MFC ^

May we expect you for a brief moment/break in an alreadyhellahectic schedule?

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:49 pm

ill Cadre wrote:Finally!

About time i lent my considerable weight to this!
Good to be here.

Yeh you is lazy, stoopid lazy

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:07 am

The newest in new....

ill Cadre · Post by **ill Cadre** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:28 pm

yeh nice one...
The live set's gonna be off the hook.

Snowie · Post by **Snowie** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:33 pm

Hi Bruce !

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:58 pm

They call me Bruce!

Anyone ever seen that flick? Dope!

Looking forward to peeping yer night, fellas!!!

dust · Post by **dust** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:17 pm

Ennio Styles. Dope.

I could see myself coming to this!

mr lob · Post by **mr lob** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:47 pm

dust wrote:Ennio Styles. Dope.

I could see myself coming to this!

wicked boys! a weekly, more funk in Melburn city, yeahhhhhhhh

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:14 pm

mr lob wrote:wicked boys! a weekly, more funk in Melburn city, yeahhhhhhhh

I thought the same thing. Big ups The Jump Off bringin it large to the CBD!!!

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:57 pm

dust wrote:Ennio Styles. Dope.

I could see myself coming to this!

You better.. My patience is wearing thin, missy.

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:58 pm

obliveus wrote:They call me Bruce!

Anyone ever seen that flick? Dope!

Looking forward to peeping yer night, fellas!!!

he he, yeh.

Wasn't there a sequel as well?

ill Cadre · Post by **ill Cadre** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:59 am

obliveus wrote:
mr lob wrote:wicked boys! a weekly, more funk in Melburn city, yeahhhhhhhh
I thought the same thing. Big ups The Jump Off bringin it large to the CBD!!!

Hell yeah,
seems that you fellas have already booked spots.

Big ups!!!

dust · Post by **dust** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:23 am

The Perpetual One wrote:
dust wrote:Ennio Styles. Dope.

I could see myself coming to this!

You better.. My patience is wearing thin, missy.

my birthday drinks...cough...cough....

lets not throw stones whilst being in glass houses shall we??

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:42 pm

dust wrote:
The Perpetual One wrote:
dust wrote:Ennio Styles. Dope.

I could see myself coming to this!

You better.. My patience is wearing thin, missy.

my birthday drinks...cough...cough....

lets not throw stones whilst being in glass houses shall we??

Ahhh, touche Dusty-chops,

Best you throw stones at me from across the room on saturday night, huh?

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:57 pm

Where is Alley Bar?

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:17 pm

Special Hegg wrote:Where is Alley Bar?

At the bottom of AC/DC lane(nee Corporation lane) off Flinders lane in the city.
Right next door to Honkytonks.

It's a really stylin' venue that's only just opened its doors.

You should come down n say hi!

mr lob · Post by **mr lob** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:21 pm

The Perpetual One wrote:
Special Hegg wrote:Where is Alley Bar?

At the bottom of AC/DC lane(nee Corporation lane) off Flinders lane in the city.
Right next door to Honkytonks.

It's a really stylin' venue that's only just opened its doors.

You should come down n say hi!

I'll be there

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:30 pm

mr lob wrote:
The Perpetual One wrote:
Special Hegg wrote:Where is Alley Bar?

At the bottom of AC/DC lane(nee Corporation lane) off Flinders lane in the city.
Right next door to Honkytonks.

It's a really stylin' venue that's only just opened its doors.

You should come down n say hi!

I'll be there

Knew I could count on you big fella!

ill Cadre · Post by **ill Cadre** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:10 pm

Yep, got one helluva big month!

Line ups are better than ever!

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:04 am

The Perpetual One wrote:
mr lob wrote:
The Perpetual One wrote:
At the bottom of AC/DC lane(nee Corporation lane) off Flinders lane in the city.
Right next door to Honkytonks.

It's a really stylin' venue that's only just opened its doors.

You should come down n say hi!

I'll be there

Knew I could count on you big fella!

Did you just say,big fella?

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:17 pm

obliveus wrote:
The Perpetual One wrote:
mr lob wrote: I'll be there

Knew I could count on you big fella!
Did you just say,big fella?

atsamatta big boy, your old fella tickled by the big fella quip?
wait, that's a bit much me thinks...

:::PLEASE DISREGARD:::

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:40 pm

dust wrote:Ennio Styles. Dope.

Lizkins and I work with this dude!

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:18 pm

elysium wrote:
dust wrote:Ennio Styles. Dope.

Lizkins and I work with this dude!

Who, Dust or Ennio Styles?
Both dudely in their own right

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:56 pm

This looks and sounds the goods...

The Perpetual One · Post by **The Perpetual One** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:12 pm

obliveus wrote:This looks and sounds the goods...

You know it, my man..

Last week Jake Mason surprised all by bringing his sax and tearing the roof of the joint!
If there's a better funk night in town, well sir, i haven't witnessed it.

Snowie · Post by **Snowie** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:43 pm

Looking forward to the weekends schennigans. Oh Yeah, Hi Bruce !

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:15 pm

Snowie wrote:Looking forward to the weekends schennigans. Oh Yeah, Hi Bruce !

They Call Me Bruce!

Snowie · Post by **Snowie** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:52 pm

No i call Steve, Bruce. The only way i can work the two of them out.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:05 pm

The Perpetual One wrote:Who, Dust or Ennio Styles?
Both dudely in their own right

How is dust "dudely"?

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:09 pm

^^^ DUDE!!!

I can say that. My people invented the proper use of the name. So many different ways to use it, too...

"DUDE, that's amazing!"

"DUDE, I'm gonna kill that guy when I see him!"

"DUDE, yer one funny dude!"

"DUDE, I was only kidding."

"DUDE, just get in the cab and stop trying. She ain't coming home with ya!"

"DUDE, that's rad!"