Melbourne Beats

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:37 pm

im carving up my inner thighs as we type in the hope that
his salubrious fire lord will eat me, when he arrives.

that is all.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:40 pm

im carving up my inner thighs as we type in the hope that
his salubrious fire lord will eat me, when he arrives.

that is all.

The Antichrist · Post by **The Antichrist** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:48 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:im carving up my inner thighs as we type in the hope that
his salubrious fire lord will eat me, when he arrives.

that is all.

Sorry to disappoint you, but the Dark Lord and I are Raving Queers. We don't eat kitty or pussy, we absolutley love the soundtrack to "Queer as Folk" and Depeche Mode and the Pet Shop Boys played at the Dark One's last big party.

But any young, fresh men who want to be defiled... just send an email to [email protected]

Thanks guys.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:51 pm

i can turn any dark lord, preferences aside...

hell leave you twirling on the dancefloor...trust me

The Antichrist · Post by **The Antichrist** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:54 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:i can turn any dark lord, preferences aside...

hell leave you twirling on the dancefloor...trust me

With Katie I just close my eyes and imagine it is the other hole.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:04 pm

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:39 pm

this may be the end of the world as we know it

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:42 pm

2 days to go!!!!

marke · Post by **marke** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:13 pm

im pretty worried about what is going to happen not neccesarily to me but something somewhere in the world something will happen..
mother dies whilst giving birth of baby boy named damien??
murder??
nothing good can come out of this day

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:18 pm

nothing

The Antichrist · Post by **The Antichrist** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:03 am

Fuck I am tired.

Tomorrow is supposed to go off all crazy-stylez, with the wailing and the gnashing of teeth, and the angst and the explosions and the tornados and other stuff.

Fuck. People are so easily disappointed these days. Have you honestly given any thought to the guys who are supposed to bring about "the end of the world"?? Everyone is going to be standing around going "Is that it?, we were expecting more, like, flesh melting and large winged things flying around amidst a backdrop of Mordor-style CG, and perhaps a frog shower or something".

Well, sorry, would you all like some Cheese with that Whine??

How about I dial Whine One One??

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:05 am

1 day to go!!!!

ShiKung · Post by **ShiKung** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:34 am

I was going to make a off taste joke about the "second coming" but its just to goddamed early in the week

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:34 am

omg omg omg omg omg omg!

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:40 am

Its tomorrow. YAY!!!

I've already got a few Slayer albums ready to go.

paranoid edge · Post by **paranoid edge** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:18 am

calstro wrote:Its tomorrow. YAY!!!

I've already got a few Slayer albums ready to go.

Nice one Cal!

I'll be at work for tha change over (in a pub) I wonder if I should organise extra security?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:25 am

the count down is on!!!!!

13 hours and 35 mins

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:28 am

paranoid edge wrote:
calstro wrote:Its tomorrow. YAY!!!

I've already got a few Slayer albums ready to go.
Nice one Cal!

I'll be at work for tha change over (in a pub) I wonder if I should organise extra security?

I'm sure Satan's minions will be able to look after things.

gaz · Post by **gaz** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:43 am

Shit. Tomorrow i have an end of semester crit. Lets hope it all goes pear shaped mid way through.

The Antichrist · Post by **The Antichrist** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:03 pm

gaz wrote:Shit. Tomorrow i have an end of semester crit. Lets hope it all goes pear shaped mid way through.

Sorry guys, the nature of hell/the end of the world is such that, until the big man has time to judge your soul, you will be stuck in a sort of twilight zone. Yes, it may go pear-shaped, but more along the lines of "I forgot my notes/slides for my talk", or "the pub has run out of Carlton Draught and the only thing left to drink is an old keg of Tooheys New".

You will know when you are in hell; every night will be the night before a big exam, there will be some awesome lineups and all your friends (the ones who got in with the big man upstairs) have tix but you can't get any, and every pub is a Tooheys pub overrun by a gaggle of women on their hen's night, all screaming with laughter at novelty penis straws and grabbing your asses.

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:04 pm

close your eyes and dream of jesus gaz.
you will be fine lol.

wish i had end a end of semester.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:12 pm

jeebus wont save me now

especially when ive fallen in love with the sardonic wit of the antichrist...

gay or not, my soul is pledged, if only he will choo-choo-chooose me.........

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:41 pm

The Antichrist wrote:Sorry to disappoint you, but the Dark Lord and I are Raving

how could that dissappoint!?? RAVE ON!!!!!

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:50 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:omg omg omg omg omg omg!

The Antichrist · Post by **The Antichrist** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:16 pm

deviant wrote:
The Antichrist wrote:Sorry to disappoint you, but the Dark Lord and I are Raving
how could that dissappoint!?? RAVE ON!!!!!

Should be fun. The psy-trance raves we have planned are chock-a-block with crusties who use patachouli oil to enhance their BO, everyone is given a whistle, and the manatory uniform consists of toy-fur pants and a dummy.

Glad you are looking forward to this.

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:32 pm

So are you saying 6.6.6 is actually the onset of a rave?
A big rave.

The Antichrist · Post by **The Antichrist** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:29 pm

nic wrote:So are you saying 6.6.6 is actually the onset of a rave?
A big rave.

Well... it depends on who you are. Pretty much every cynic will be sent to earth-core, where munted hippy-ferals will go up to them every 10 minutes and tell them how beautiful their auras are. Fundamentalist christians will find themselves at a large industrial goth event, and anyone involved in anything remotley pretentious will be transported to a creche-style twister event, complete with lollypops and 14-year-olds who may be slightly hot, but will land you in jail if you so much as look at them. DnB and Breaks heads will be sent to a youth-group band sing-along and will have to play out-of-time drums.

No pass-outs until the end of the world.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:32 pm

10 hours and 28 minutes!!!!

The Antichrist · Post by **The Antichrist** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:50 pm

Well here we go, Kids.

In the words of one of one of the Dark Lord's favorite bands,

"It's the Fiiinal count-down
dededellleeeedo didellidedooo
deededeleeedooo didelidedooodee doo
de de doo de de doo de de dede de de doooo
waah waa whwhwaaaaaa"

He also likes "Electric Blue" by Icehouse, and the theme song to "Queer as Folk", but neither of those seemed appropriate.

So yeah.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:52 pm

7 hours and 8 minutes!!!!

gaz · Post by **gaz** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:18 pm

deviant wrote:RAVE ON!!!!!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:25 pm

deviant wrote:7 hours and 8 minutes!!!!

and this thread will finally die!!

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:29 pm

See you at the rave tomorrow antieviljesuschrist!!!

The Antichrist · Post by **The Antichrist** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:31 pm

nic wrote:See you at the rave tomorrow antieviljesuschrist!!!

I'll try and catch you there. I'll be MCing on the floor where each and every big brother housemate, both past and present, makes a special guest appearence and is condemned, one by one, to the special D-grade celebrity layer of hell.

Features of this layer of hell include a plasma-screen tv that screens 24/7 footage of Saxon and Gretel having sex, nomination night every night of the week, a complete lack of hair-product or makeup and the periodic introduction of a psycopath "intruder" who gets the choice of a machette, hunting knife or chainsaw.

Should be an absolute blast

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:32 pm

5 hours and 28 minutes!!!

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:39 pm

WoooOOoOOOOoOOO

ShiKung · Post by **ShiKung** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:02 pm

119mins!!!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:00 am

1 hour!!!

johnnynostars · Post by **johnnynostars** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:15 am

But what about different timezones?

NZ is infront of us, and lots of others are behind us.

So will the apocalypse be staggered or will it go by GMT?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:34 am

NZ has already decended into hell

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:05 am

I knew it... Satan is a pussy. Little bitch didn't show. From now it's Jesus or STFU.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:06 am

yeah man, I waited up for nothing

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:10 am

At least it's now officially NATIONAL EMO KID BEATDOWN DAY!!! Yay!!!!

cuznmatt · Post by **cuznmatt** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:38 am

sorry emo kids. nah fuck it you're gonna get what you deserve! you're all going down!

cammo · Post by **cammo** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:48 am

im almost finished a 4 ltr of morris dry red cask. happy 666 everybody. couple of mates b days today strangely. im gonna get em a 6 pack of 4 x for prezzies

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:50 am

cammo wrote:im almost finished a 4 ltr of morris dry red cask. happy 666 everybody. couple of mates b days today strangely. im gonna get em a 6 pack of 4 x for prezzies

SATAN IS HERE!!! I knew he wouldn't let us down!!!

munt beard · Post by **munt beard** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:22 am

Be patient will ya.
If the devils music really exists don't ya think he would the opportunity to check out some live bands and commence any destructive rampage after checking out the plumbing one too many times and not knowing where the after party is.

The Antichrist · Post by **The Antichrist** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:17 am

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:43 am

anti-climax

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:02 am

the day's not over yet