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by universal sea
Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:29 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Break Up Thread
Replies: 144
Views: 14933

A big turn of events First, I wish my beautiful ex the happiest of years ahead. May she find love, excitement, and sharing the world with another person. Second, I'm rennovating my home, specifically my bedroom, this weekend. Third, I have my first date lined up for next week. I'm not expecting anyt...
by universal sea
Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:07 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2473750

I wish us all pleasant bike accident experiences

I crashed into the back of a bus going down a hill with brakes that didnt work once in singapore, was embarrassing.

well done cha
by universal sea
Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:29 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Thanks for hitting Off Beat
Replies: 269
Views: 33045

you were both lovely, thanks for coming, and for poking me.

it was one of the busiest off beats yet! a flood of people poured in and we kept it going until 1am. Looks like we're doing an ok job building this thing, we have a couple of special ones coming up in the next month.

next week... XIAN
by universal sea
Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:12 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Thanks for hitting Off Beat
Replies: 269
Views: 33045

on my way soon

this one is going to be very laid back, i'm still recovering from yesterday.

if you've ever wanted to poke me with a stick, tonight's the night, my defences are down.
by universal sea
Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: foam parties are terrific
Replies: 60
Views: 5361

well i just continue to check off boxes on the fuck up list of life don't I.

oh well!

one chick when I said it smelled like oranges said, what sorts of oranges have i been eating
by universal sea
Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: foam parties are terrific
Replies: 60
Views: 5361

pics will be online later tonight, i'll post a link

we have video too
by universal sea
Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: foam parties are terrific
Replies: 60
Views: 5361

ah well, I thought deviant was funny there were a lot of dickheads last night doing the feeling up part and I talked to lots of ladies who complained of that. Then again, many chicks were off their head, bumping into everything, in bikinis no less. Walking through the middle pit to get to the stage ...
by universal sea
Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: foam parties are terrific
Replies: 60
Views: 5361

foam parties are terrific

i went to my first last night at QBH as part of a ticketing/events/uni social networking company I'm involved with... it lived up to the hype. Thats the most fun ive had all year, and yes it did get pretty crazy. Mmmmmmmm I talked to the guy who tours around national parties with the foam system, it...
by universal sea
Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:55 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Thanks for hitting Off Beat
Replies: 269
Views: 33045

tonight is the night, our special good friday eve off beat edition. Come by for pre-drinks ahead of your other plans, or make it your night.

we have a go-go night coming up next month as well...

afterparty possibilities abound
by universal sea
Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:30 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Afrika Bambaataa Friday night at Billboard - CANCELLED!
Replies: 8
Views: 1477

weird, cause one of the workshop's zulu nation co-organisers called me today to give me passes for friday and saturday

damn hip hoppers!!
by universal sea
Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:36 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Afrika Bambaataa Friday night at Billboard - CANCELLED!
Replies: 8
Views: 1477

was he solo at the time?

i know.. its a provocative flyer. I hope the gig's been promo'd enough.

maybe craze would be a good after-bambaataa thing for billboard partygoers
by universal sea
Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:52 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Afrika Bambaataa Friday night at Billboard - CANCELLED!
Replies: 8
Views: 1477

Afrika Bambaataa Friday night at Billboard - CANCELLED!

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8459/bambaataaflierfrontuf4.jpg Looks like this is the centrepoint of my Easter Weekend, closing up with the hot CUTUCADA at Ms Lib on Sunday. Hip-hop legend Afrika Bambaataa is in the country on a special tour, where he plays a gig the first night, and the next a...
by universal sea
Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

can you set up a webcam and capture it?
by universal sea
Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

Mellogs wrote:
universal sea wrote:Mellogs is almost always right.
what do you mean 'almost'?
Originally my post said "always"... but I thought it would cater to your ego, and also cause problems down the road in the case of a quarrel, where, no matter what, you would have to be right, cuz it says you always are.
by universal sea
Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

Mellogs is almost always right. foolish boys. "Escorting" is part of it but it implies sex if you want it. While I'm sure some clients pay for hotties to accompany them around their work functions like fancy dinners with no sex intended, the point of this as a lucrative and lubracative ser...
by universal sea
Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:51 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Múm - The Corner in Richmond - Monday March 17th
Replies: 15
Views: 2421

It was a good show, best one I've been to in ages. I had dinner next to them, which was fun... cute. They were very relaxed, mostly spoke English, and had an aura about them. I hope they come back and play a bigger venue, one unobstructed with higher ceilings, and preferably somewhere you can sit do...
by universal sea
Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

Escorts do couples too, as direktor knows

1 on 1 is so passe
by universal sea
Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

Smooth man ;)
by universal sea
Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:32 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Essential Festival @ The Espy - Thu 24th April
Replies: 1
Views: 542

Ratatat, damn, Ive got Off Beat.
by universal sea
Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

I also think it might be Direktor

We'll see, in a few weeks I might change my vote to that.
by universal sea
Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:17 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Thanks for hitting Off Beat
Replies: 269
Views: 33045

did it record? nice...
by universal sea
Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

politicians and football players don't go for the $300 an hour ladies, they go for the grand, two grand, five grand ones. That's got to be a pretty amazing hour! For the same price it's around the world in business class, with the excitement of a good chance you'll get laid on it.
by universal sea
Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:40 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Múm - The Corner in Richmond - Monday March 17th
Replies: 15
Views: 2421

Tonight peoples!

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by universal sea
Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

BammBamm wrote:I really didn't expect it to last on here when I first saw it go up.
women love being surprised
by universal sea
Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

Poll has been added on Lephrenic's request.

Thanks Baby Ruth for more literature on the female perspective of life
by universal sea
Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

if you want the report and web tv video it will be on my own website. its not "work safe" for melbourne beats

2 girls and a cup is terrible
by universal sea
Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Over-rated Thread
Replies: 149
Views: 10008

Totally overrated:

http://melbournebeats.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12855
by universal sea
Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

good work people, there are open minded people on here, good discussion. looks like im taking the plunge in the next couple of weeks, oh yes, full report to come. also bought this book today - Veronica Monet's Sex Secrets of Escorts: Tips From A Pro http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MT5M102BL....
by universal sea
Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:48 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Thanks for hitting Off Beat
Replies: 269
Views: 33045

I hope it was fun and went well, and that the recording was switched on.. i think leigh like me for the most part uses "meet" to set up "bone" down the line. patience brings good things. aight, that traffic light party was intense. Now I have a foam party next wednesday while I p...
by universal sea
Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:01 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Múm - The Corner in Richmond - Monday March 17th
Replies: 15
Views: 2421

days away

i doubt its normal people on the stage, they are from iceland!
by universal sea
Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:17 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Thanks for hitting Off Beat
Replies: 269
Views: 33045

tonight's the night, lephrenic's special off beat presentation.

i'm excited about where I'm going, sorry im missing out.

I wish you the very best in off beats
by universal sea
Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:15 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

Gigoloing apparently you can pick your clientele, if you're on call. You can see pics first and chat with the person before you even meet up. I'd like to see/ make a documentary on it. Probably the same applies for call girls in some cases.

MrJ - you are so clever... so hot...
by universal sea
Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Escorts
Replies: 118
Views: 12563

Escorts

brothels are legal in melbourne, which they aren't in toronto. anybody have a favourite place? have you fallen in love with an escort before? Are there male brothels, the home for oversexed gigolos? do you prefer they come over to your house? Pick up tips and strategies? Funny anecdotes you'll tell ...
by universal sea
Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:32 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Late Night Hype hip hop jam @ Miss Libertine. Friday March 7
Replies: 26
Views: 3604

yeah man it was good and satisfactorily messy. i look forward to the next one.
by universal sea
Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy Birthday Direktor
Replies: 30
Views: 3618

ya man, live well
by universal sea
Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:32 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Thanks for hitting Off Beat
Replies: 269
Views: 33045

you are loved
by universal sea
Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:13 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Thanks for hitting Off Beat
Replies: 269
Views: 33045

this week's off beat

A special Off Beat this week where Lephrenic takes sole command and presents the evening solo, with his hand picked guests. I'll be out of town on business, picking up university sluts at a traffic light party. It's precisely this attitude and arrogance that you've come to know and hate about me. Co...
by universal sea
Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Ban on smoking vs Suitability as Licensed Premises
Replies: 271
Views: 42144

Minnesota bar owners creatively got around the smoking ban:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7285808.stm
by universal sea
Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:18 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: JUNGLISTIC RIDDEMZ SAT 8th MARCH 2008 // CARNI
Replies: 26
Views: 4466

nightnurse sounds interesting

already in pre party mode. this is going to be sick
by universal sea
Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:40 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Late Night Hype hip hop jam @ Miss Libertine. Friday March 7
Replies: 26
Views: 3604

aight, ive been looking forward to this all week. bring it on.

happy tidings to you mr mj
by universal sea
Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:59 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Thanks for hitting Off Beat
Replies: 269
Views: 33045

tonight's the night, I'll be recording re-sound, then our regularly chilled programming

set times:

8pm - RE-SOUND - LIVE
9pm - Sea
10:30pm - Lephrenic

lephrenic's 3/4 set from last week is online now - www.umfm.net

Image
by universal sea
Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:40 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Screw & Rock Like This BOAT PARTY!!! Good Friday
Replies: 13
Views: 2264

you playing any dubstep deviant?

I have an odd feeling about this party that is enticing and exciting.. different crew, and I should really confront Luke McD about throwing things out of the Pran Central window across the street...
by universal sea
Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:05 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Screw & Rock Like This BOAT PARTY!!! Good Friday
Replies: 13
Views: 2264

what are the times and details
by universal sea
Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:25 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Múm - The Corner in Richmond - Monday March 17th
Replies: 15
Views: 2421

you're older and have children

one day we'll be like that too
by universal sea
Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FREE ENERGY*
Replies: 77
Views: 6642

furthermore, there is also the belief that I learned from the same teachings of tesla, that as electricity flows through the human body, we hence can harness and redirect it, and that one of the cons of free, accessible energy is that whoever harnesses it the best becomes a lethal weapon. On the fli...
by universal sea
Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FREE ENERGY*
Replies: 77
Views: 6642

Agree with all this, except this argument has absolutely nothing to do with harnessing the power in the ionosphere, which if done correctly, will not have hardly any, if any at all, environmetal impact. So fuck off with all your solar power and wind farms et al, this thread is about a new form of e...
by universal sea
Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FREE ENERGY*
Replies: 77
Views: 6642

I will preface this by saying I have no training in economics.. but.. :) What would be the result of this if one country had this and others didn't? Would that country collapse economically? It would affect some countries. Venezuela and the middle east would be in dire straits, other than the fact ...
by universal sea
Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FREE ENERGY*
Replies: 77
Views: 6642

Tesla was screwed over by Thomas Edison and Westinghouse. He died a poor, lonely, bitter man.
by universal sea
Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:32 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FREE ENERGY*
Replies: 77
Views: 6642

Apparently Tesla had a plan that was cut up and sent to the various world superpowers, that if they came together and rebuilt the plan, there would be free energy for all. Definitely personal harnessing of electricity all around us is possible and probably quite easy. believe it or not im working on...
by universal sea
Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:29 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: The Shape of Tunes to come...?
Replies: 10
Views: 1355

more everything... as more and more people are able to produce music

I hope there will actually be quality songs coming out from all this. Great people can produce tracks and make beats but thats simplistic stuff, but its time for a rebirth of songwriters and better, more interesting compositions.

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